BEST PICTURE: 1. Spotlight; 2. The Revenant; 3. Love & Mercy; 4. Mad Max: Fury Road; 5. Carol.
BEST ACTOR: 1. Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant, 2. John Cusack, Love & Mercy, 3. Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs (even though I didn’t like his company).
BEST ACTRESS: 1. Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years; 2. Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn; 3. Rooney Mara, Carol.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: 1. Paul Dano, Love & Mercy; 2. Michael Shannon, 99 Homes; 3. Sylvester Stallone, Creed.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: 1. Jane Fonda, Youth; 2. Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl; 3. Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs (even though she bothered me).
BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESS: 1. Jacob Tremblay, Room; 2. Whatsername, the little girl in Joy; 3. Any suggestions?
BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE: 1. Spotlight; 2. The Revenant; 3. Youth.
BEST DIRECTING: 1. Alejandro G. Inarritu, The Revenant; 2. Tom McCarthy, Spotlight; 3. George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road.
BEST SCREENWRITING (Original): 1. Spotlight; 2. Trainwreck; 3. Inside Out.
BEST SCREENWRITING (Adapted): 1. Carol; 2. Brooklyn; 3. The Big Short.
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: 1. The Revenant; 2. Mad Max: Fury Road; 3. Carol.
BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN: 1. Carol; 2. Mad Max: Fury Road; 3. The Danish Girl.
BEST EDITING: 1. Spotlight; 2. The Revenant; 3. The Martian.
BEST COSTUME DESIGN: 1. The Revenant; 2. Carol; 3. Max Max: Fury Road.
BEST MAKEUP: 1. Stars Wars: The Force Awakens; 2. The Revenant; 3. Mad Max: Fury Road.
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: 1. The Revenant; 2. Max Max: Fury Road; 3. Stars Wars: The Force Awakens.
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: 1. Anomalisa; 2. Inside Out; 3. I don’t know.
BEST ACTION MOVIE: 1. Mad Max: Fury Road; 2. The Revenant; 3. I don’t care.
BEST ACTOR in an ACTION MOVIE: 1. Tom Hardy, The Revenant/Mad Max/Legend; 2. I don’t know; 3. I don’t care.
BEST ACTRESS in an ACTION MOVIE: Charlize Theron, Mad Max: Fury Road; 2. I don’t know; 3. I don’t care.
BEST COMEDY: 1. Trainwreck; 2. Get Hard (I know, I know); 3. I don’t care.
BEST ACTOR in a COMEDY: 1. Bill Hader, Trainwreck; 2. Nobody; 3. Nobody
BEST ACTRESS in a COMEDY: 1. Amy Schumer, Trainwreck; 2. Nobody; 3. Nobody
BEST SCI-FI/HORROR MOVIE:1. Ex Machina; 2. I don’t care; 3. I don’t care.
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: 1. Son of Saul; 2. Son of Saul; 3. Son of Saul.
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: 1. Alex Gibney‘s Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief; 2. Colin Hanks‘ All Things Must Pass; 3. Ondi Timoner‘s Brand: A Second Coming.
BEST SONG (please list the song and film): 1. PLEASE!!!; 2. Forget it; 3. Don’t care
BEST SCORE: 1. Ryuichi Sakamoto, The Revenant; 2. Ludwig Goransson, Creed; 3. I don’t know.