Honest HE’s Take on Feinberg Best Picture Hotties

Early this morning THR‘s Scott Feinberg posted his first comprehensive spitball assessment of the leading Oscar contenders. He breaks up the Best Picture wannabes into five categories — frontrunners (some of which aren’t), major threats (not a chance), possibilities (cat’s in the bag, bag’s in the river), long shots (buried 50 feet under rock, soil and shale) and still to see. Here’s a quick HE assessment of Feinberg’s assessments. Boldface italic = likely finalists.

For the record, HE’s current Best Picture preferences (in this order): The Irishman, Marriage Story, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, 1917, Joker, The Lighthouse, Little Women, Just Mercy, Jojo Rabbit.

FRONTRUNNERS:

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (Sony) — definitely.
The Two Popes (Netflix) — enjoyably mild tea.
Marriage Story (Netflix) — definitely.
Parasite (Neon) — It’s a foreign language film…why do handicappers persist in suggesting Best Picture contention?
The Farewell (A24) — excellent film, Spirit Awards.
Joker (Warner Bros.) — Joaquin Phoenix is the headliner. The film itself might qualify, might not.
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (Sony) — Tom Hanks is the headliner, not the film itself.
Ford v. Ferrari (Fox) — Golden Globes.
Just Mercy (Warner Bros.) — Nobody did handstands in Toronto, but the Academy will probably want to factor in identity politics.
Jojo Rabbit (Fox Searchlight) — HE is woke again…haven’t seen the film but I’ve seen the light!…a woke masterpiece!…best movie of the first two decades of the 21st Century!…down with hate!
Richard Jewell (Warner Bros.) — Not mentioned by Feinberg! Never dismiss a Clint Eastwood film.

MAJOR THREATS:

Booksmart (Annapurna) — didn’t make enough money.
Waves (A24) — excellent film, Spirit Awards
Rocketman (Paramount) — nope.
Hustlers (STX) — JLo has the heat.
Honey Boy (Amazon) — haven’t seen it.
Uncut Gems (A24) — Adam Sandler has the heat, not the film

POSSIBILITIES:

The Lion King (Disney) — Sure thing!
Avengers: Endgame (Disney) — HE competely approves of this very well-made film, seriously, but c’mon…
Toy Story 4 (Disney) — Get outta here!
Judy (Roadside Attractions) — Renee Zellweger has the heat.

LONG SHOTS:

Pain and Glory (Sony Classics) — Foreign language category
The Aeronauts (Amazon) — Not a chance
The Report (Amazon) — Stop it
The Last Black Man in San Francisco (A24) — Spirit Awards

STILL TO SEE:

1917 (Universal)
Ad Astra (Fox) — Not a chance in hell
The Banker (Apple) — Who?
Bombshell (Lionsgate)
Cats (Universal) — Scat!
Dark Waters (Focus Features)
Gemini Man (Paramount) — HFR paradise!
The Good Liar (Warner Bros.)
A Hidden Life (Fox Searchlight) — Terrence Wackadoodle time travels back to WWII
The Irishman (Netflix)
Knives Out (Lionsgate)
The Lighthouse (A24) — Brilliant! Masterful!
Little Women (Sony) — Streep gas said it’s :ike” a masterpiece
Queen & Slim (Universal) — nope
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Disney) — Not likely