Hypothesis: Comedy Central or HBO or Showtime runs a series called “The Avengers,” about a squad of vigilantes, their activities funded by some secretive billionaire, who go out and find tech- support staffers who pick up the phone for various manufacturers of computer-related products like IPAQ handhelds and Norton Antivirus…both the out-sourcing morons in India and their U.S. counterparts…and then take them to remote warehouses, tie them down and coolly and methodically torture them in ways that would appall the Marquis de Sade, gradually inducing in each victim a ghastly, horrible, beyond-painful death. I’m just saying in a very calm and loving and Christian way I would not only watch this series, but I would send in regular cash donations to the producers.