I don’t know USA Today columnist Whitney Matheson and I figure she’s got to have one or two things on the ball to land a gig with a serious nationwide publication, but her stuff is depressingly shallow, inane…it’s like a parody of a writer with some depth who’s decided to put everyone on and pretend they’re the emptiest, least interesting GenXer in the history of the planet. Really, read some of this shit…it’s mind-bending.