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I was promised a ticket to a 9 pm public screening of Peter Landesman‘s Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down The White House (Sony Pictures Classics, 9.29), but the publicist didn’t show up. A very long line had formed outside the Scotiabank plex, with everyone waiting to see a 44% Rotten Tomatoes rating. I went home. Life is short.
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I, Tonya‘s Margot Robbie. (I think.)
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(l. to r.) Boogie Nights friendos Melora Walters (36), John C. Reilly (31), Paul Thomas Anderson (26), Don Cheadle (32), Mark Wahlberg (25).
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Scene of the crime.
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