I missed this one when it first went up on 2.3.06: Michael Moore is asking readers to send him their health-care horror stories so he can use some of them in his new doc Sicko, which he’s currently researching and shooting. “How would you like to be in my next movie?,” he begins. “Have you ever found yourself getting ready to file for bankruptcy because you can’t pay your kid’s hospital bill, and then you say to yourself, ‘Boy, I sure would like to be in Michael Moore’s health care movie!’? Or, after being turned down for the third time by your HMO for an operation they should be paying for, do you ever think to yourself, “Now this travesty should be in that Sicko movie!”? Or maybe you’ve just been told that your father is going to have to just, well, die because he can’t afford the drugs he needs to get better — and it’s then that you say, ‘Damn, what did I do with Michael Moore’s home number?!’ Ok, here’s your chance. As you can imagine, we’ve got the goods on these bastards. All we need now is to put a few of you in the movie and let the world see what the greatest country ever in the history of the universe does to its own people, simply because they have the misfortune of getting sick. Because getting sick, unless you are rich, is a crime — a crime for which you must pay, sometimes with your own life.”