If some kind of LGBTQ cultural dictatorship was to seize power and straights were more or less obliged to either be closeted or “get with the program” in the same way that The Lobster‘s Colin Farrell was told to find a girlfriend or else be turned into an animal…if the message from on high was that I’d be better off if I could find a boyfriend and at least pretend to be gay, I would try to find a guy who looks like Cary Grant did from the mid ’30s to mid ’40s

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