I’m sorry, but those Michael Douglas quotes about Brangelina, Renee Zellweger and Julia Roberts in the April issue of GQ are funny. Funny in the sense that Douglas is apparently getting into that Shirley Maclaine mode…i.e., a celebrity who’s done it all and is tired of playing the game and has adopted a come-what- may-but-I’m-gonna-say-what-I-think attitude, and if certain people don’t like this, too bad. “I don’t know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina [Jolie]…I mean, how long is that going to last?” Douglas said. “[And] don’t ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger (turning on a dime and annulling her marriage to country singer Kenny Chesny). I don’t know how you get married for four months. And Julia [Roberts] with Lyle [Lovett].”