… is intended to discourage internet bums like myself from hanging around for too long. That’s the basic idea. Drive customers slowly crazy with moderately awful MOR music…mediocre love ballads sung by Karen Carpenter, Robert Flack, Luther Vandross, the Fifth Dimension….not so awful that patrons can’t tolerate the songs for a half-hour or so, but impossible to listen to for much longer as they gradually poison and putrify.
