A movie about a sexual chowdown affair during the late World War I era between a pair of British dudes, to be played by Josh “stinky feet” O’Connor and Paul “God help us all” Mescal?

It’s almost as if director-writer Oliver Hermanus (whose Beauty won the Queer Palm award in 2011) is deliberately hoping to trigger Hollywood Elsewhere…or, you know, trying to get guys like me to go “eewww!…

these

two guys…c’mon!

O’Connor is on his way up (the talk is that he might even be cast as the new 007) but post-Gladiator II Mescal is unmistakably on his way down. Is there anyone in the civilized world who wants to see this hawk-nosed Irish actor, the quintessence of dead-fall charisma, play ‘60s-era Paul McCartney?