HE is becoming angrier and angrier with all the empty noise and nocturnal flashing-cop-light spectacle (Tuscon fuzz, FBI raiding homes with zero payoffs) and the endless, infuriating brain-tease speculation from Ashleigh Banfield, Megyn Kelly, Brian Entin, Fox News and all the others (investigators, security experts, former lawmen, MSM anchors and reporters across the universe) who have NEXT TO NOTHING on their plates.
They’re all just sitting or standing there or poking around the cactus fields with their fingers up their butts, and with ALMOST NOTHING TO SAY except “maybe maybe, could be, who knows?, DNA blah blah blah one or two gloves found and sent to Florida or Quantico blah blah blah blah”…sounds like, could be, no arrests”…it’s mostly bullshit, I tell you!…mostly empty noise, and I’m asking myself “how are the authorities managing to be so bad, so inept, so Mack Sennett or Keystone cops in their search for poor abducted Nancy Guthrie?”
The Guthrie case is two weeks old — the third week has begun — and it really, REALLY is time, fellas, for a good old-fashioned “enough!!…we’ve all had enough of this crap so put up or shut up and stop pissing around because the general man-on-the-street impression is that the authorities are farting, farting, farting in the wind.”
Why doesn’t the FBI take a chance and pay $100K to that sketchy, scurvy-sounding TMZ gremlin who claims he knows what’s up? C’mon, what can they lose? They can afford to drop the dough with Trump involved in the case. Even if the gremlin turns out to be a fraud, that’ll at least distract from the empty Tuscon void.
Did this three-month-old “Savannah Guthrie returns to her old Tuscon stomping grounds” TODAY report trigger a bad idea among local Tuscon nogoodniks?