“Imagine if Peter Pan had been a fucked-up teenage vagrant with a permanent hard-on, Wendy had been a cum-drenched junkie living in Brooklyn and Captain Hook had looked something like Mickey Rourke “…and then imagine this diseased movie being directed by Larry Clark. I don’t know about the three principals, but I see Christina Aguilera as Tinkerbell and Ethan Suplee as Smee.