The plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami**, right? What’s the plural of moose? Meese, I think. What’s the plural of wolf? The last time I checked, it was wolves.

If my windshield wipers start making that irritating glass-squeak noise, I don’t even think about it — they’re instantly shut off. What kind of twerp lets that sound continue?

Wolfs synopsis: “Two illiterate professional fixers find themselves hired for the same job.” In this context I’m presuming that the word “illiterate” means “dumb guy” or “vaguely out-to-lunch guy,” and man, that really goes hard against the Clooney-Pitt legend.

** pronounced “Hippopotam-eye” or “Hippopotamy” as in “my, oh my.”