I don’t mean to sound like a shallow Hollywood guy, but Harrison Ford should consider dying his hair dark gray. Because it’s light gray in the new Crossing Over trailer and approaching white, and it just bothers me that Han Solo is looking this long of tooth. He’s only 66 and he looks 74. I just want him to look like a semi-credible middle-aged brawny stud, like he did in Firewall. Hold back the tide!

I’m not saying Ford needs to do a Walter Matthau or a Ronald Reagan. I just don’t want him to look like a guy who’s two or three moves away from a senior citizens home. Is that such a empty and rancid sentiment?