The question everyone will be asking, of course, is how do you launch a Saturn V rocket without anyone noticing? You’d have to blast off from some super-remote location, and that would mean hauling billions of dollars worth of NASA equipment and manpower off to this godforsaken spot. Quite an undertaking. Come to think of it, who wouldn’t notice all that money being spent?

I’m sorry, but this looks like cereal-bowl slop to me. It produced by the notorious Timur Bekmambetov, director of Wanted and the soon-to-shoot Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The director of Apollo 18 (which opens on 4.22, by the way) is Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego.