The Weinstein Co. sending out a very small box of Raisin Bran to nudge the Silver Linings Playbook vote…fine. “But look at the size of the box it came in!,” I muttered to myself. Then I checked the bottom of the box and found two Django schmangos, which I promptly dumped in the trash.

More SLP swag ideas: (a) a couple of dark-green Hefty garbage bags, (b) a DeSean Jackson Philadelphia Eagles jersey, (c) a green Philadelphia Eagles handkerchief, (d) a baggie of sample meds including Klonopin, Trazodone and Abilify.