Top to bottom: (a) Myself and Jett at my parents’ home in Southbury, Connecticut, 20 or 21 years ago; (b) My first film column, written weekly for the short-lived Fairfield County Morning News; (c) a passable-for-a-kid-but-don’t-give-up-your-day-job sketch of Peter O’Toole in Becket, and (d) snapped in Boston during the good old druggie days.