“I’ve long lived quite dangerously myself, and so, anxious to share my desperate man-tits with an audience beyond Chelsea, I gleefully agreed to star in an homage to an homage: Musto as Lohan as Marilyn. That’s three generations of loveliness, and I prepared for it by not shaving or waxing a thing, just letting it all hang in the wind as both a nod to history and a means of reclaiming control.

Just like with Marilyn and Lindsay, people have always grabbed at me, wanting a piece of my piece and a slice of my soul, but usually with more pepperoni and less cheese. Well, this time, I was seizing the power back by saying: “My bits are only mine to give. Now here they are, world. Take it all!” — Village Voice columnist Michael Musto in a piece/photo spread that went up today. The first and final observation is that Lindsay Lohan‘s Marilyn photos were hotter, yes, but only somewhat.
Cheers and salutations to Musto for a brilliant parody/media move.