With Rudy Giuliani flashing a thumbs-up after being released from a hospital following two days of rich-guy treatment for Covid-19, how much trouble could Ellen DeGeneres, also Covid-diagnosed, be in?

If she’s smart Ellen will shoot up with Regeneron, Remdesivir and all the other wealthy person nutrients and cocktails. Ellen’s show is on hiatus until January but everything is obviously fine.

Touch-and-go situations abound, I’m sure, but Herman Cain aside, Covid doesn’t seem to kill wealthy people. This much seems clear.