Yesterday’s rug-peeing incident involving Gerard Depardieu whizzing on the floor of a Paris-to-Dublin CityJet was completely avoidable. And almost predictable. Flight attendants, security guards and other uniformed functionaries who try and tell movie stars what to do and what not to do will always lose. The same lesson has been taught a million times and they won’t listen. Don’t fuck with the Godz because the Godz have been taught that they can always sidestep rules if they need or want to. That’s the way the world works…hello? If a swaggering, big-bellied, larger-than-life French actor and winemaker needs to slip into the can for a quick one, let him! So stupid.
