Arguably The Best “New Rules” Segment in Months

The heart of this rant begins at the 1:00 mark…”looney woke shit“, etc.

One of the main reasons Kamala Harris lost is that she never even began to acknowledge that Average Joes and Janes despise the left for this. She never even alluded to the possibility of this feeling being out there.

Harris: “Looney woke shit what? You’re talking about us? Since when? Whudda-whudda whah?

Haven’t Re-Watched This For Decades

Stuart Rosenberg and W.D. Richter‘s Brubaker (’80) was a ’70s hangover film. Not a trace of the influence of Star Wars or Jaws. It could have been released in ’74 or ’75 and no one would have blinked an eye.

Robert Redford was 43 during filming in ’79, and he didn’t look a day older than he did in The Candidate, The Sting or Three Days of the Condor.

Morgan Freeman‘s brief performance as a crazed psycho inmate put him on the map, and this was seven years before Street Smart (’87), mind.

Richter’s adaptation of “Accomplices to the Crime: The Arkansas Prison Scandal” was nominated for Best Original Screenplay at the ’81 Academy Awards.

Brubaker opened on 6.20.80, three months before the 9.19.80 release of Redford’s Oscar-winning Ordinary People.

Diverse, Woke, Queer/Trans ComicCon

Remember the old days when typical ComicCon devotees tended to be schlubby, dorky-looking straight guys with a generally horrific dress sense (shorts, low-thread-count T-shirts, black socks, sneaker slip-ons) and a tendency towards corpulence?

Coincidence Incident

Last night around 10-something I was chilling at the arrivals area at JFK’s Terminal 1, idling in a black, snappy-looking Lincoln SUV.

A 40ish blonde woman had just popped the trunk of a newish black coupe that was maybe 15 feet away, and a middle-aged bearded guy in a cream-colored sweater and a dark baseball cap was loading his suitcase.

I was saying to myselfwow, that guy with the cap and beard sure looks like Luca Guadagnino….oh, but it can’t be! Too much of a coincidence.”

But my curiosity had been aroused. I’ve had Luca’s Italian cell since that introductory lunch we shared near Spezia in early June of ‘17. So what the hell…I texted a message: “Are you wearing a creamcolored sweater and a baseball cap?”

Immediate reply: “Yes! Where are you?” HE: “Right behind you.” Hug, smiles, joyful greetings.

Sometimes the world is actually as small as we imagine it to be.

You can believe or not believe in coincidences, but they happen anyway from time to time.

I’m on my way into town and the NYFF to catch my second viewing of After The Hunt. Repeating once again: Don’t trust the fiendish wokey critics.

Profile in Courage

HE to commentariat: Who’s the present-day cancelled actor Glenn Powell was afraid to be photographed with? What actor has a totally toxic reputation? Either way, how did Powell, 37, manage to grow this kind of cast-iron backbone?

How would Powell have responded if he’d met Dalton Trumbo at a Hollywood party in 1957?

Trumbo: “Hey, Glenn…nice to meet ya.” Powell: “Dalton! Love your work, man! Kitty Foyle, Gun Crazy, The Brave One, Roman Holiday.” (A photographer comes up, attempts to snap the two of them.) Powell: “Holy shit!”…ducks out of the frame, runs away in a crouch position.

“He Had Lunch Here, Sgt. Major. Quarter-Pounder. With Cheese.”

Clark: “Are you a coffee fan, Dr, Ryan?” Ryan: “Yeah, I like coffee.” Clark: “Try the Lindo brand. I think you’ll like it.”

If you’ve seen a film more than 10 or 12 times over the last 30 years, it can be safely stated that you really, REALLY like it.

I attended the Clear and Present Danger press junket in San Francisco in the mid-summer of ’94. (31 years ago and change.) I forget why it happened at the top of Nob Hill instead of at one of the usual venues (the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, etc.) but for whatever reason that was the drill.

I had my 12-minute interview with Harrison Ford, and of course we discussed the Reagan administration’s involvement in the Iran-Contra affair.

I love how Clear and Present Danger doesn’t try to trick or fake you out. It just guides you along, lets you watch, listen and observe, and basically treats the viewer like a smart, well-educated person…it doesn’t play games.

Is ‘Clear and Present Danger’ the Best ’90s Action Flick? by The Bulwark

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HE Agrees With Manohla Dargis’s Rave Review of “One Battle After Another”

…except in two respects.

One, the political tone of her review — the theological undercurrent — sounds like it was penned by the critic for Ramparts or even The Berkeley Barb in the late ‘60s. So she’s clearly in the tank for Paul Thomas Anderson’s empathy for (or excitement over) lefty, insurrectionist, down-with-whitey politics as well as the propulsive cinematic chops.

And two, Dargis doesn’t even allude to the charged political climate out there — to the fact that (a) within the last two weeks lefty nihilists have fired bullets at government-allied, conservative-minded figures (Charlie Kirk being the most tragically prominent) and (b) — hello? — the fact that OBAA is a film about lefty revolt, insurrection and bullets.

Conrad Hall and Maurice Jarre Gave “The Professionals” Pedigree

Richard BrooksThe Professionals (’66) deepens and souls-up during the final half-hour, agreed, and the only elements that don’t quite work, due respect, are the flagrantly inauthentic, un-Mexican Jack Palance and Claudia Cardinale. Good performances but there’s no believing them deep down.

Brooks, who adapted the script from “A Mule for the Marquesa”, gave Lee Marvin a difficult first-act line. Regarding an old photo of Marvin’s Henry “Rico” Fardan, Ralph Bellamy‘s J.W. Grant says “your hair was darker then.” On the page Marvin’s reply — “My heart was lighter then” — sounds too pat, too written. But Marvin makes it work by muttering the line in a semi-embarassed, self-amused way. This is where good acting and good directing come into play.

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Henry Jaglom (1938-2025) Was…

..a bright, likable, interesting, indie-minded director (diligent, spontaneous) who tapped into something fetching and zeitgeisty in the ’70s and ’80s — basically a 16-year, six-film streak.

Let no one dispute that Jaglom was a world-class gabber and bullshitter (I interviewed him at length in the front seat of a car when he was filming Can She Bake a Cherry Pie? in Manhattan, and we could’ve easily yakked for another two or three hours). Plus he fancied himself as a soulful ladies man (his hottest girlfriend was Andrea Marcovicci), and he was a longtime friend and ally of Orson Welles.

He was always cushioned to some extent by family money, although I don’t know the particulars. “Risk is my middle name” was one of his better lines, but family wealth mitigates this.

A freckly, fair-skinned, auburn-haired guy who was shaped by ’60s experimentation and was always the agile, whipsmart social hustler, Jaglom’s run began with 1971’s A Safe Place, and continued five years later with Tracks (Dennis Hopper as a traumatized vet). Neither of these, to my fullest recollection, was all that great.

Jaglom found his groove and arguably peaked with four films released between the early to mid ’80s — Sitting Ducks (his only real financial hit) and Can She Bake A Cherry Pie? (’83), Always and Someone to Love (’87 — his only Marcovicci film).

That said, I’ve always had a thing for Jaglom’s Venice/Venice (’92):

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Decent Comeback

Instant analysis of yesterday’s ICE shooting in Dallas** led to verbal sniping between JD Vance, Gavin Newsom and Pod Save America’s Jon Favreau. The following is from Jesse McKinley‘s 9.24 N.Y. Times story about same.

** The 29 year-old shooter, Joshua Jahn, was an overweight videogame enthusiast (what else?) who shot himself when the fuzz closed in. One of Jahn’s shell casings had been engraved with the phrase “ANTI-ICE.”

“Eden’s” Floreana Made Me Squirm

Watching Ron Howard‘s Eden prompted me to wonder about what visiting Floreana (600 miles west of Ecuador) would be like today, and what it might have been like 93 years ago (i.e., 1932), which is when the original German settlers tried to establish a small community there.

If I were to visit Puerto Velazco Ibarra, the one and only Floreana village, located on the island’s west coast — my first question would be “how’s the wifi?” How many bars would I get on the iPhone? Or would I be dependent on the hotel wifi? Any kind of cable or satellite TV? And how’s the water supply?

The movie made me cringe, if you wanna know. My imagination had a difficult time with the grim facts of primitive Florean life.

The cabin-sized homes in the film had tons of amber-tinted candles, so how many wax candles did they bring with them?

What was the situation with ships from the mainland delivering much-needed stuff (canned foods, sugar, flour, rubbing alcohol, fresh underwear, rubber sandals)? Imagine what a freighter would charge for soap bars, for example, if it had to travel 600 miles from Guayaquil, the Ecuador coastal port.

As soon as Sydney Sweeney and whatsisname moved in with their stuff, urgent questions arose. Water being so precious they couldn’t possibly take baths, so they had to bathe in the surf, but how clean can you get without hot water? How many bars of lava soap did they bring with them, and how long would those bars last? Where or how did they take a dump?, and did they bring toilet paper with them, and if so how many rolls? Did they have toothpaste, toothbrushes, deodorant, moisturizer, cologne, scissors, toenail clippers, wipes, dental floss, Aqua Velva, etc.? There was no dentist so if any kind of tooth infection manifested, they were on their own.

It couldn’t have been very comfortable. It might have been agonizing.