Easily The Most Elegant Pre-Credit Signature Of Them All

The beautiful animated logo for Steven Rales/ Indian Paintbrush, primarily known for being the main financier and producer of Wes Anderson films over the last 18 years (the first was 2007’s The Darjeeling Limited — the most recent is The Phoenician Scheme)…the CGI logo was designed by Kelly Carlton at Intralink Film Graphic Design. The string/flute flutter was composed by Jamie Anderson at J Trax Music.

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“I’ve Got A Baaad Feeling About This”

This line was spoken by Carrie Fisher’s Princess Leia in The Empire Strikes Back (‘80).

What are we supposed to get exactly from this image of a chick-of-color (presumably Chase Infiniti) holding a pistol outdoors? What’s the message? Who cares? Where’s Leo?

A Venice Film Festival debut, right?

Something Demonic Has This Way Come

“This is a startling interview. Peter Thiel‘s face tells the story without him opening his mouth. The words ‘soulless twat’ come to mind. Douthat doesn’t go far enough in trying to understand if Thiel actually cares about humanity at all, or has sustaining ethical or moral beliefs of any kind.” — @laurimas8845, posted earlier today.

HE’s Hand Is Forced on 21st Century’s Top 25 Films

HE agrees with certain choices among the top 20 in that N.Y. Times poll of the finest 21st Century films.

But where the hell is Alexander Payne‘s Sideways, guys? I’ve counted through the whole list of 100 and it’s not there. To which I can only say “what the fuck?”

I’m enthused or at least okay with #20 (Martin Scorsese‘s The Wolf of Wall Street), #19 (David Fincher‘s Zodiac), #18 (Alfonso Cuarón’s Y Tu Mama Tambien), #17 (Ang Lee‘s Brokeback Mountain), #16 (Ang Lee‘s Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon), #15 (Fernando MeirellesCity of God), #13 (Alfonso Cuaron‘s Children of Men), #10 (David Fincher‘s The Social Network), #6 (Joel and Ethan Coen’s No Country for Old Men) and #3 (Paul Thomas Anderson‘s There Will Be Blood, which delivers one of the best endings of all time).

But I’m not quite as enthused about or even a tad underwhelmed by #14 (Quentin Tarantino‘s Inglourious Basterds, which I was actually repelled by to some extent), #13 (Jonathan Glazer‘s The Zone of Interest…one-trick-pony film, driven by a scheme of austere virtue signalling), #11 (George Miller‘s Mad Max: Fury Road, quite admirable but not quite worthy of multiple cartwheels), #9 (Hayao Miyazaki‘s Spirited Away), #8 (Jordan Peele‘s Get Out, a racially-stamped take on Ira Levin‘s The Stepford Wives), #7 (Michel Gondry‘s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind…lovely film, somehow not quite Ivy League), #5 (Barry Jenkins’ Moonlight, which averts its eyes from the reality of drug-dealing and then falls apart in the third act), #4 (Wong Kar Wai‘s In the Mood for Love, which is too slow and staid), #2 (David Lynch‘s Mulholland Drive, which I can’t remember the plotline of to save my life) and the dreaded #1 (Bong Joon-ho‘s Parasite).

Here are HE’s top 25 of the 21st Century, and I can’t convey how painful and silly it makes me feel to make these damnable choices, which basically boil down to the 21st Century flicks I like to re-watch over and over and which have zip to do with the chickenshit identity games played by the folks polled by Times.

1. Roman Polanski‘s J’Accuse, 2. David Fincher‘s Zodiac, 3a. Steven Soderbergh‘s Traffic; 3b. Paul Greengrass‘s United 93, 4. Alfonso Cuaron‘s Children of Men, 5. Spike Jonze‘s Adaptation; 6. Polanski’s The Pianist, 7. Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck‘s The Lives of Others, 8. Tony Gilroy‘s Michael Clayton, 9. Cristian Mungiu‘s 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, 10. Todd FieldsIn the Bedroom, 11. Joel and Ethan Coen‘s No Country For Old Men, 12. Kathryn Bigelow‘s The Hurt Locker, 13. David Fincher‘s The Social Network, 15. Asghar Farhadi‘s A Separation, 16. Bennett Miller‘s Moneyball, 17. Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty, 18. David O. Russell‘s Silver Linings Playbook, 19. Martin Scorsese‘s The Wolf of Wall Street, 20. Steve McQueen‘s 12 Years A Slave, 21. Kenneth Lonergan‘s Manchester By The Sea, 22. Luca Guadagnino‘s Call Me By Your Name, 23.Ruben Ostlund‘s The Square, 24. Paul Schrader‘s First Reformed; and 25. Kent JonesDiane.

And here, again, is my list of the 163 greatest films of this century.

This Is The End of “Parasite” Glorification

Bong Joon-ho‘s Parasite sitting at the very top of the N.Y Times‘ 100 best of the 21st Century poll — i.e., the views of “over 500 influential directors, actors, screenwriters and other film lovers” — is the piece of straw that has finally broken the camel’s back.

Serious film lovers who know what goes and who accept the reality of life on this real-deal planet and who aren’t driven by kneejerk identity politics…from this point on Average Joes are saying no to this semi-commendable (the first half works) but wildly overpraised South Korean social drama…from this point on Parasite‘s ranking will begin to sink and keep dropping every time a fresh best of 21st Century list is compiled. And thank God for that because we’ve fucking had enough.

An undisciplined, social-inequity geeksplurge that became woke-famous for winning the Best Picture Oscar five years ago, Parasite has become a totem for acclaimed, filmmaker-of-color achievement in a white-ass industry…a problematic work that too many people have been ignoring the flaws of for way too long. Brandishing one of the stupidest, most illogical plot turns in cinema history, Parasite is a prime example of ridiculous plotting + bloody finale = chaos cinema. Bong tried to make a Luis Bunuel film (Viridiana comes to mind), but his geek boy instincts spoiled the soup.

Trans Actress Given The AMPAS Shaft

I think it was rather shitty of the Academy to not invite Karla Sofia Gascon to join the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences.

They’ve invited Mikey Madison, Kieran Culkin, Ariana Grande, Dave Bautista, Jodie Comer, Jason Momoa, Aubrey Plaza, Sebastian Stan, Jeremy Strong, Gillian Anderson, Stephen Graham, Andrew Scott, and Danielle Deadwyler.

But they’ve snubbed a Spain-residing trans actress because she tweeted a few wrong things in the early 2020s. Thr Academy did so out of fear (i.e.,lack of backbone)..

“41% of the new invitees are women,” it says here. “45% are from underrepresented communities and 55% are from 60 countries and territories outside the United States,” blah blah.

How many straight white guys did they invite? Just curious.

This latest mass invitation signifies an overall AMPAS membership of 35% women, 22% underrepresented communities and 21% international.

Lalo Schifrin Certainly Had A Snappy Musical Signature

The late Lalo Schifrin (6.21.32 — 6.26.25) was best known as the Mission: Impossible TV theme guy. From the ’60s through the aughts he was the guy you went to for suspenseful urban-razzmatazz music for your cop thriller or what-have-you. He scored some westerns for Clint Eastwood. His music was catchy in a pop-jazzy mid 20th Century way, but kinda TV level. Schifrin’s most interesting score was for THX-1138. Not to mention Cool Hand Luke, Bullitt, Enter the Dragon, The Four Musketeers, Voyage of the Damned, The Eagle Has Landed, The Amityville Horror, the Rush Hour trilogy and the Paramount Pictures fanfare (1976 to 2004).