Reader Sean McDonald feels there’s a valid analogy between sex scenes directed by Steven Spielberg and Paul Herhoeven. Spielberg “has no idea how to end this mess” — i.e., Munich — “so he chooses to do it half a dozen times, each time less engaging than the last, only to push me over the edge with the most ridiculous sex scene ever put on film. My friends and I could only come up with the flopping-goldfish pool scene in Showgirls as more ridiculous.” This warrants a list…the dopiest (i.e., most excessive) boot-knocking scenes of all time. Suggestions?
