The other night Pineapple Express star-co-writer Seth Rogen told Jon Stewart that he’s “26, but I look 50. I’ll probably die in three years. I had back hair at nine. I had ear hair at 13.” Another guy who doesn’t look his age is Philip Seymour Hoffman, 41, who was looking more or less his age in Capote but looked about 59 (white hair, beard, the usual paunch) when he was in Cannes last May to promote Synecdoche, New York. There needs to be at least one other guy in his 20s or 30s or early 40s who looks a good 15 years older. Just one more.