In this Envelope/’Wire Image photo of Sean Penn and model Petra Nemcova at at Elton John‘s Oscar bash, the caption reads that Nemcova told reporters that Penn “is on the advisory board of my charity.” A comment follows that “we can just imagine what kind of charity advice Sean’s giving her.” That’s what’s known as a none-too-subtle allusion. If I had written the caption, I would have said “we can just imagine the sounds of animal howling and crashing-over furniture and the sharp cry of under-garments being brutally ripped apart.”