Spare Me November 25, 2010 by Jeffrey Wells Front porch of of Gualala hotel, built in 1903 — Wednesday, 11.24, 4:15 pm. Outdoor rib roast on Gualala’s main street. Thursday, 11.25, 7:55 am Thursday, 11.25, 7:40 am. Before today I’d never once seen a sign offering pizza and ice cream as a horse-and-carriage combo. I mean, that’s slightly disgusting. Actual wild turkeys. They crossed the road as a tight posse, ran when I tried to inch closer for a better shot.