“Major Kong? I know you’re gonna think this is crazy, but I’ve just heard about a two-story, three-bedroom, two-bathroom condo in Telluride that sleeps four or five. It’s one of the units in the Viking Lodge, and it’s going for only $225 nightly during the Telluride Film Festival (8.30 thru 9.3). If three people share it’s only $75 a night or $300 for the whole four days.”

Esteemed critic and obliging nice guy Chris Willman is looking for two hygienic, industry-savvy persons to join the band. Write me for Chris’s info.