The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter: The Social Network.

The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens: 127 Hours.

The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?: Black Swan or Inception.

The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously: How To Train Your Dragon. (Many have obviously taken Toy Story 3 quite seriously.)

The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream: Black Swan or Inception?

The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax: The Town.

The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It: Greenberg, The Ghost Writer.

The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes: The Fighter

The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes: Blue Valentine.

The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun: Exit Through The Git Shop, Let Me In.

The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs: Can’t be Carlos or Biutiful because neither are on Netflix..I give up.

(Descriptions by Mark Lisanti of Lisanti Quaterly.)