Vote for the longtime vice-presidential partner of the guy who yesterday made a three-point swish shot in Flint, Michigan, and who made two similar shots in the Middle East in July 2016. All my life I’ve bowed down to beautiful basketball players and elegant pianists. I say this as someone who’s somewhat lacking in physical grace and coordination (I certainly don’t have the natural athletic prowess of my older son Jett), although my dance moves are definitely better than Trump’s.