Caesar’s Palace main entrance — Tuesday, 3.28, 8:35 pm, or a few minutes after I walked out of a screening of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Disney, 5.26). It wasn’t atrocious — I just can’t stand these films.

Mock rating for Seth Gordon’s Baywatch (5.26), projected during Tuesday afternoon’s Paramount presentation. The Paramount standouts, for me, were Alexander Payne‘s Downsizing, George Clooney‘s Suburbicon and Alex Garland‘s Annhilation. Darren Aronofsky declined to provide even a brief snippet of footage from Mother, but you know it’ll be good.

As I was snapping photos of this car I waved to the guy behind the wheel and said “yo, nice wheels!” His red convertible had seats, two doors, four wheels, etc. — why the helmets?

I waited on my feet for a good 40 or 45 minutes for Disney’s Cinemacon presentation to start. Not cool, not appreciated.