The Fix Is In For “One Battle After Another”

Adam Carolla, four days ago, 6:46 mark: “You know, I mean, like One Thing….One Bad Thing After Another? It’s a crappy film. It’s well shot, DiCaprio’s good and the soundtrack’s good, but [the film] is not good. It’s a fever dream for a leftist. It’s comical, it’s insane, and Sean Penn‘s character is comically nuts and the whole thing’s a mess.

“But it’s gonna win [Oscars] because it’s got proud women of color standing up, blah blah blah white guys, you know…it’s a joke. It’s not a well-written movie but it’s shot well, and One Battle After Another is going to win everything because it’s got the right theme, and when you do that” — reward films with Oscars for brandishing the right kind of woke bonafides — “you hurt your franchise.

“When you start handing out Best Picture Oscars to films like Moonlight and [they’re] semi-crappy movies that nobody wants to see…when [older] film typically won the Best Picture Oscar..an On the Waterfront or Gone With The Wind or The Wizard of Oz, they have a life beyond that moment, that date when they won. Moonlight won Best Picture, but nobody’s ever said “what are you doing tonight?” and the other guy says “oh, I was going to watch Moonlight.” Like, it doesn’t exist. So the [elite Academy members] kind of fucked up their own franchise.”