“For those who are quick to call Hancock ‘a mess’ or the third act ‘a huge left turn’ or Variety‘s hypetastic Last Action Hero-like or whatever euphemism they are using this time, I offer this very serious suggestion — see the movie again. If they still don’t see how well the tapestry is woven, I will leave them to their myopia.” — Opening graph of David Poland‘s spoiler review of Hancock, which went up (I think) the night before last. See it again? I have a different suggestion. Erase this movie from your mind by any means necessary.