“I want to know what qualifies Hillary Clinton to be president? Is it because she was married to the president? If that were true, then Robin Givens would be heavyweight champion of the world. If Hillary’s last name wasn’t ‘Clinton,’ you know…she’d just be some crazy white woman with too much money and not enough lovin’. That’s where I come in. I know women like that. You don’t want them answering the phone at 3:00 in the morning.
“This, in conclusion. Three weeks ago, my friend Tina Fey, she came on the show and she declared that bitch was the new black, right? You know I love you, Tina Fey….you know you my girl. I have something to say. Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch!” — from Tracy Morgan‘s SNL “Weekend Update” routine last night. (Here’s another location with the video embedded. The YouTube version has been removed for some reason.)