I've never had a great longing to experience India. Overpopulated, too much poverty, boring topography, guys shitting on the street, etc. But ever since catching Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited ('07) I've wanted to travel across India on a nice, not-too-swanky, middle-class sleeper train...bunk beds in a cabin, superb Indian food in the dining car, hours of meditation time while staring at the countryside.