Tuba-sized customers? The Jabba-sizing of America? Funny, Jeff.
I’m one of those people. Not morbidly obese, but a big guy. I’ve been this size for over ten years. I spend a lot of money going to the movies, and have loved doing so since I was about ten years old. I have never complained of the size of seats, but I have had to squeeze into some seats that seemed especially small. If new seats are being made for those of us who need it, what the fuck difference does it make to you? Do you really think you don’t have readers and fans who aren’t overweight? Please tell me you’re not this insensitive a fucking prick. I’d be the first to whoop somebody’s motherfucking ass if they said this kind of shit to my face.” — Roderick Durham