Two More Bad Ideas

Rob “Rpatz” Pattinson (The King, High Life, Good Time) and overpraised Widows costar Elizabeth Debicki will costar alongside bland BlacKkKlansman star John David Washington in Christopher Nolan’s next big whop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom.

None of these guys have that galvanizing X-factor movie-star chemistry…none of ’em. Debicki was reasonably compelling in Widows as far as it went, but calm down. She’s almost 6′ 3″, but she has the aura of a part-time Bloomingdale’s salesperson. Rpatz is a good hombre and a hard-working indie-realm costar but he’ll never hit a mainstream homer — we all know that by now. And Washington is tepid dish water. The Nolan film in question will pop on 7.17.20.