Rob “Rpatz” Pattinson (The King, High Life, Good Time) and overpraised Widows costar Elizabeth Debicki will costar alongside bland BlacKkKlansman star John David Washington in Christopher Nolan’s next big whop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom.

None of these guys have that galvanizing X-factor movie-star chemistry…none of ’em. Debicki was reasonably compelling in Widows as far as it went, but calm down. She’s almost 6′ 3″, but she has the aura of a part-time Bloomingdale’s salesperson. Rpatz is a good hombre and a hard-working indie-realm costar but he’ll never hit a mainstream homer — we all know that by now. And Washington is tepid dish water. The Nolan film in question will pop on 7.17.20.