I need to inspect a hard copy of Vanity Fair‘s just-out Hollywood issue with a magnifying glass, but this image from the magazine’s website makes the cover spread look like a piss-poor Photoshop job. If all the principals were snapped at the same time at a single photo session, fine — I stand corrected. But it sure doesn’t look that way. Is “bartender” Robert Duvall the fakest-looking of the lot? No, that would be Mila Kunis — she looks like pure cardboard, shaped by an Exacto knife.