In response to the Australian Classification Board having banned all screenings of Travis Matthews‘ I Want Your Love at the Melbourne and Sydney LGBT festivals, friend and ally James Franco (whose Oz The Great and Powerful opens this Friday) has recorded this polite, mild-mannered video in sport of Matthews, with whom Franco teamed on Interior. Leather Bar.

It’s always good to stand up against the blue-noses (I’m presuming the ACB has a problem with IWYL‘s graphic content) but Franco really, really, really, really needs to give the gay-identification or gay-obsession thing a rest. Like, for the rest of his life and then the next life also. I don’t care what his orientation may or may not be and neither does anyone else. It’s like he’s made six or seven films wearing Micky Mouse ears. Enough already.

Quentin Tarantino‘s character in Reservoir Dogs: “Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.” Eddie Bunker: “How many dicks is that?” Harvey Keitel: “A lot.”