This is a ludicrous idea. What has happened in Carol Channing‘s life that makes it biopic-worthy? She had a career, sang and danced, became world-famous, did Hello Dolly on-stage….what? Gay guys love Channing for being a kind of living caricature of a larger-than-life superstar — the raspy/reedy voice, large popping eyes, platinum blonde hair and wall-to-wall smile. Except that’s not a movie. Certainly not a theatrical one.