A Robocop-era outtake of Gene Siskel and Rogert Ebert, to wit: “He asked the McDonald’s girls if he could have apple pie with his order before they asked him! Wants some salad with your apple pie? They worked through the whole fucking menu! He ordered every fucking thing they have!” (YouTube clip stolen/copied from Patrick Goldstein‘s bloggy-blog…I think. I still can’t tell the difference between the blog and the weekly dead-tree “Big Picture” column because those lazy-ass Times designer guys can’t be bothered to create a real stylistic distinction.)