Will Ya Look At This Guy?

How would you feel, honestly, if your daughter was hooking up with this dude? He may be one of the most scholastically brilliant or super-creative fellows currently walking the planet, but he’s pretending to be the lowest of the low…like a Latino gangbanger with friends in the joint…like a character out of Walter Hill‘s The Warriors. What is that, a little chickenshit moustache? And that apparel…dorky sandals, baggy green pants, shitty-looking Times Square tourist-shop hoodie, shaved head. What kind of ding-dong dresses like this? God, I hate normcore.