How would you feel, honestly, if your daughter was hooking up with this dude? He may be one of the most scholastically brilliant or super-creative fellows currently walking the planet, but he's pretending to be the lowest of the a Latino gangbanger with friends in the a character out of Walter Hill's The Warriors. What is that, a little chickenshit moustache? And that apparel...dorky sandals, baggy green pants, shitty-looking Times Square tourist-shop hoodie, shaved head. What kind of ding-dong dresses like this? God, I hate normcore.