My beloved elephant-hide wallet was waiting for me in the Metro North lost & found office — room #100 in Grand Central. I lost it 11 days ago, and they called me yesterday with the good news. I didn’t listen to the message but whatever. And the cash was still there! Unbelievable.
The correct phrase, of course, is “you must lead a charmed life.”
Imagine wearing these shoes around town and not being some kind of clueless, over-pampered clown from Dubai or Jedda or Mumbai.