Frank Ripploh’s Famous Anus

“A tragicomic story about the impossibility of a couple’s life….neither a pornographic film, nor a sociological exposé, nor a moral lesson.” — Frank Ripploh on Taxi Zum Klo.

HE to Ripploh: Okay, yeah but not really. It’s really about dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick…about a gay school teacher who loves cruising around West Berlin during that brief window of limitless sexual opportunity that gay men enjoyed in the mid to late ’70s before AIDS came along and brought all kinds of devastation.

The fact that Manhatan’s only theatrical boooking of the 4K restoration or Taxi Zum Klo is at the Metrograph…that should tell you something. If you’re not familiar with hardcore gay cinema, perhaps you should think twice.

I saw Taxi Zum Kmlo 44 years ago at the N.Y. Film Festival, and all I could say back then was “well, it’s certainly amiable and good humored, and it’s definitely a groundbreaker in terms of watching guys do each other…later.”

Apparently there actually is an outfit called Anus Films (the logo is obviously a riff on the one for Janus Films), and apparently it really does have something to do with Taxi Zum Klo, though I know not what. Okay, maybe it’s a put-on but it had me fooled.

Posted on 8.31.09: “As long as we’re talking no-nos and ‘thanks but no thanks’, I don’t really want to see guys in whatever kind of shape doing each other. I know that all modern cineastes are obliged to politely sit through gay sex scenes, but doing so requires a certain amount of grimming up. Sorry, but this stuff (Salo, Taxi Zum Klo) makes me squirm in my seat. And I’m allowed to feel and say this without anyone calling me this, that or the other thing. I know the p.c. things I’m supposed to say. I know how to play the game and blah-blah my way through a discussion of films of this type. But if you can’t man up and say, ‘Well, this is how I really feel about this,’ then what good are you, Jimmy Dick?”

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All Hail Hall & Oates

This is actually the only scene in No Hard Feelings that really, really touches bottom….that really works.

[Posted two years ago — 6.18.23] “It’s very difficult to do comedy because if they don’t laugh when they should laugh, you are there with egg on your face, and that’s sad. In a serious picture you don’t hear them being bored, but in a comedy you can hear them not laughing. You tried so hard and the guy did the pratfall, but nothing — and you wish you were dead.” — Billy Wilder.

I really wanted to have a great bawdy old time with No Hard Feelings (Sony, 6.23), a casually coarse sex comedy about an “inappropriate age gap” relationship between Maddie (Jennifer Lawrence), a 32 year-old Montauk bartender in a financial hole, and Percy (Andrew Barth Feldman), an introverted 19-year-old who’s about to become a Princeton freshman.

Percy’s helicopter parents (Matthew Broderick, Laura Benanti) are concerned about his lack of outgoingness plus the fact that he’s still a virgin, so they place an ad in Craigslist that says “looking for a 20something woman who can pull our son out of his shell” — the implication being that they want this woman to sexually initiate the lad and generally prepare him for the social pressures of college.

They’re slightly concerned about Maddie being (a) 13 years older than Percy and (b) something of a low-rent townie, but they figure a woman who’s been around and has some mileage will handle him with care, etc.

So the premise isn’t bad and right off the top you can see that the laughs will come out of the somewhat impatient, blunt-spoken Maddie feeling increasingly frustrated and even irate as her attempts to seduce the reticent, romantic-minded Percy lead nowhere. You can also see from the get-go that Maddie and Percy will soon get past the sexual initiation and performance stuff and start relating to each other as vulnerable humans, etc.

To his credit, director and co-screenwriter Gene Stupnitsky balances the lewd and rude material with moments of introspection and truth-telling.

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Who Has Visited The Corleone Compound on Lake Tahoe’s West Shore?

It’s located among the Fleur du Lac estates on 4000 West Lake Blvd. in Homewood, California, a couple of miles south of Tahoe City. Actually a greedy developer destroyed the main home years ago and put up condos. But the boat house is still there. I’ve visited a couple of Godfather filming sites in Sicily; I’d really like to set foot on Corleone turf stateside, if not in Tahoe then Vito Corleone’s walled-off estate on Staten Island.

Down With Woke Pronoun Fanatics

The best part comes at the 12:30 mark.

Penn: “I fully understand and believe in sensitivity, and allowing anyone to feel the way they want to feel, but I don’t know how you talk about pronouns when babies are gettin’ fuckin vaporized on the front line in Ukraine. I don’t even know how you even talk about it.”

“Thank God no one asked him the toughest question — ‘Why the hell did you make Shanghai Surprise? — I think his life since then has been one of self-flagellation for unleashing that horror upon humanity.” —@Borella309

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Respect for Gwen Welles

After writing and thinking yesterday about the late Gwen Welles, whose peak career achievement was her Nashville performance as an absurdly untalented, ultimately humiliated country singer, I came upon a portion of Donna Deitch‘s An Angel on My Shoulder, a doc about Welles’ cancer affliction and death. (She passed on 10.13.93.)

Diagnosed with a cancerous tumor in 1992, Gwen decided against conventional treatments.

Besides her Nashville highlight she acted in Robert Altman‘s California Split (’74), and in three Henry Jaglom films. She lived with Roger Vadim for three years in France. She married the recently passed Harris Yulin in the mid or late ’80s — they stayed together until her death.

Favorite “Superman” Pan So Far

HE will submit to Superman early Wednesday evening. I will post a fair and balanced review by 10 or 11 pm tomorrow night.

Written by the San Francisco Chronicle‘s G. Allen Johnson:

The first thing you need to know about James Gunn’s version of Superman is that he can be hurt and he can bleed without the presence of kryptonite, which makes you wonder if he’s even Superman at all.

The second is that he has a superdog, Krypto, which raises a lot of questions. Did this dog stow away on baby Superman’s spaceship before the planet Krypton exploded? If so, is he immortal, because he’d be about 30 years old, or 210 in dog years? And why isn’t he yet out of his puppy phase?

Superman operates as an almost parody of the superhero genre, which may be appealing to some. It has the same silliness of Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy movies, which are some of the best films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but that irreverence doesn’t fit the Superman character.

Superman, created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster for Action Comics #1 in 1938, is not just any ole superhero. He’s special, a moral avatar in shifting times.

In 2025’s Superman, which is far from the worst Superman movie but also far from the best, he is merely another interchangeable caped crusader in an era, whether it be DC or the MCU, in which every other superhero with arrested development can do all the things Superman can do.

A very serviceable David Corenswet assumes the cape and his alter ego Clark Kent, the Daily Planet reporter who is barely in this movie. Rachel Brosnahan (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) is Lois Lane, who, as the movie opens, already knows Clark is Superman.

One of the pleasures of the movie is they actually seem hot for each other; there are a couple of erotic kisses that are quite unusual in this era of asexual superheroes, although it must be said that in 1981’s Superman II Christopher Reeve’s Supe and Margot Kidder’s Lois actually made love within misting distance of Niagara Falls.

You might be wondering about the plot. Same here. (HE interjection: Funny!)

It involves Lex Luthor (Nicholas Hoult of Juror #2 and Nosferatu) essentially keeping Superman distracted by smearing him on social media and unleashing creatures, including a Godzilla-like lizard, on Metropolis while Luthor engineers a war in the Middle East.

Social media and screens in general are big in Superman, with citizens of Metropolis taking selfies with attacking creatures in the background, making one wonder if any of them deserve to be saved. Even the ultimate man cave, Superman’s Fortress of Solitude, is outfitted like a gamer’s paradise.

Of course, these days there can’t be just one superhero in a movie. You have to expand your universe, so popping up as the plot dictates is the Green Lantern (a badly miscast Nathan Fillion in a badly miscast blond wig), Mr. Terrific (Edi Gathegi) and Hawkgirl (Isabela Merced of The Last of Us).

Given that these films take years to make, it’s chilling how many scenes reflect current reality. The Middle East war between the fictional Boravia and Jarhanpur seems very reminiscent of the Israel-Hamas conflict. At one point, Superman is arrested by masked agents and, because he is an immigrant, is stripped of due process and shipped off to a foreign prison.

Those prescient scenes make the movie sound better than it is. Gunn is so focused on eye candy and swirling activity that he glosses over the human element, aside from those Lois-Clark smooches and one nice scene between Clark and his parents (Pruitt Taylor Vince and Neva Howell). Wasted is Perry White (Wendell Pierce) and Jimmy Olsen (Skyler Gisondo), though it’s nice to see that the Daily Planet still values their print edition.

Superman is a mess, but it’s a colorful one. It’s either a terrible superhero movie or an OK parody. Take your pick.

Last Time I Schmoozed Lena Dunham

…was 15 years ago. It happened at a downtown post-screening after-party — we’d all just seen Dunham’s semi-autobiographical Tiny Furniture — in the fall of 2010. I was a huge instant admirer, of course. The honestly dreary vibe struck me as genuine.

The 5’3” Dunham was 24 at the time. In my review [see below] I mentioned weight as an influential factor in her Tiny Furniture character’s arc or fate. Yes, even back then.


During a post-screening q&a at Goldcrest: (l.) Anne Carey, (r.) “Tiny Furniture” director-screenwriter-actress Lena Dunham.

Dunham, Tiny Furniture producer Kyle Martin.

Dunham, now 39, is currently doing press for Too Much (7.10), her new London-based, semi-autobiographical Netflix romcom series.

I’m not saying a word.

@bbcnews Lena Dunham says she's been focusing on writing projects that don't centre her as an actor, adding that she feels "lucky" to have a relationship with her body that exists outside of what she says is a "deeply fatphobic" society. #LenaDunham #TooMuch #NetflixSeries #BodyImage #Health #News #BBCNews ♬ original sound – BBC News

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Was “Nashville” The Most Misanthropic (Or Certainly The Most Dismissive and Mocking When It Came to The Country-Music Community) Film of the ‘70s?

Posted on 3.31.20:

A couple of days ago I stood up like Davy Crockett against Larry Karaszewski and his motley band of Nashville worshippers on Facebook. I held my ground, swinging Ol’ Betsy as General Santa Anna’s troops stormed and besieged.

It’s so bizarre that accomplished people who know what they’re talking about have remained Nashville fans. My initial “Okay, The Nashville Jig Is Up” piece ran on 12.14.13. Why didn’t Steven Gaydos jump into this when musketballs were flying and gunpowder was short?






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Never Eff With Mother Nature

Seriously and as far as it goes, I’m down with bears. I have a Werner Herzog-like appreciation of their ability or willingness to go homicidal at the drop of a hat. But as long as I’m able to keep a safe distance, it’s all cool.

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