Two readers — Roy “Griff” Griffis and a guy named Daniel — have both made an excellent points about the ricochet between 9/11 and Poseidon. “Do you think that 9/11 has, for a while at least, put a stake in the heart of old-school disaster movies?,” Griffis wrote. “Since we’ve seen real disaster, lived with its fallout and watched people falling to their deaths…maybe a film like Poseidon just seems too far removed from a reality that was made all too real.” Daniel added, “Part of my problem with Poseidon was that, having just seen United 93 a few days earlier, Poseidon seemed to have even less gravity and the piles of dead bodies seemed even less real and even more hollow. There just didn’t seem to be a point in any of it.”

Just to bend over and be fair, Cahiers du Cinema has put Sofia Coppola‘s Marie-Antoinette on the cover of its latest issue, and critic Jean- Michel Frondon is calling it “a delicious miracle.” There’s also a fairly lengthy interview with Coppola.

I trust that Southland Tales director Richard Kelly ‘s passport problem is resolved at this stage, three or four days before the start of the Cannes Film Festival. I ran a fast item about this a week ago, and then I took it down when it was suggested that it might cause some difficulty. But Hollywood Wiretap had already picked up on it, and then the IMDB’s Johnny-on-the-spot WENN news service ran it a few days later…and now Harry Knowles is on the soapbox.

I’m searching around for news about who will write the script for The Winter of Frankie Machine, an aging-mafia-hitman flick to be directed by Martin Scorsese and star Robert De Niro, to be produced by De Niro and Jane Rosenthal. Whether this film actually happens or not, the source material is a book by Don Winslow. (Haven’t read it, but of course the name “Frankie Machine” was Frank Sinatra ‘s in Preminger’s The Man with the Golden Arm.) If anyone knows anything…

For the third time in recent months, a respected old-media film critic has been downgraded or shown the door at a major daily: the word broke two or three hours ago that Jamie Bernard ‘s contract will not be renewed at the N.Y. Daily News , and I’m very sorry. A tough break, but print regulars are probably going to be dealing with turbulent upheaval for months and years to come. It’s shake-up time, sorry to say. I took a train to Connecticut around 3:30 this afternoon and ran around a bit, and when I finally got online I read the news about Bernard.

I’ll know a bit more tomorrow morning, but I’m projecting right now that Poseidon‘s opening weekend take may be possibly as low as $15 million but will probably not be higher than $20 million, even with winds favoring. I mean, it looks that way now. Undeservedly, I would add, but them’s the breaks.

This is not a parody cover of The Advocate. It’s “real world”, and it’s on the on the Advocate site right now. (I’m not sure about the newsstands.) The piece, written by arts and entertainment editor Alonso Duralde “looks at superheroes and their appeal to gays and lesbians,” the blurb says. I’ve never detected anything intrinsically or suggestively gay about the D.C. Comics’ Superman character, and you know Superman Returns director Bryan Singer wouldn’t begin to think about pulling a Joel Schumacher move…not with all the pressure on him and the film.

Douglas Carter Beane‘s The Little Dog Laughed , a Second Stage production that opened last January, is about the problems of a sexually conflicted movie star. It was rumored to be based upon — suggested by — impressions of Tom Cruise and his relationship with former publicist Pat Kingsley. (The third character is a gay hustler whom the actor is involved with.) Anyway, I’m told the play will be moving to Broadway in the fall, and when it does the storm over Cruise — peaking now, but certain to die out in a week or two — will rev up again. Here’s what N.Y. Times critic Ben Brantley said in his 1.10.06 review: “What has garnered the most advance attention for Little Dog has been the promise that it would be about a closeted gay actor who knows his homosexuality is incompatible with being a matinee idol. Sure enough, the character of Mitchell (Neal Huff) is suggestively familiar enough that certain contemporary male stars (names withheld in view of possible litigation) should probably stay away from this show if they want to avoid sleepless nights.” The Kingsley character, Diane (Julie White) “muses wonderingly on her client’s naive idea of taking his mother as a date to an awards ceremony ‘so that no one will know he’s gay.’ Certainly the play’s basic plot hinges on the professional problems of such secrecy, after Mitchell begins an affair with a young prostitute named Alex (Johnny Galecki) while visiting New York. Diane has secured the film rights to a play in which the lead male character is gay. And as she observes, ‘If a perceived straight actor portrays a gay role in a feature film, it’s noble, it’s a stretch. It’s the pretty lady putting on a fake nose and winning an Oscar.'”

I’ve been running around Manhattan with my head down but the first breather moment that comes along I’m grabbing that double-disc DVD of Munich — i.e., Steven Spielberg‘s Quills — and popping it into my Netflix portable player. The problem is that I tried watching it for a second time last December and it didn’t play.

An AICN correspondent named “Mutant Camelclaims to have seen Brett Ratner‘s X-Men 3: The Last Stand (20th Century Fox, 5.26), and I don’t know. He doesn’t have that quasi-measured circumspect tone that tells me a writer is coming from at least a somewhat perceptive or trying-to-be- thuggishly-thoughtful place. He sounds too effusive and geeky, like a plant trying to sound like he isn’t one.

That said, he likes it…and yet one of the things that seems to warm his heart is the intense violence. Terrific. “If the last one was subtitled X:Men: United, the subtitle of this one should be X-Men Kick the Holy Crap Out of Each Other for 2 Hours.”
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“Box-office prognosticators don’t necessarily think that the summer season will tank after M:I:3, but Hollywood seems certain to suffer through another bad weekend if Warner Bros.’ Poseidon is as weak as advance tracking suggests. Even a senior Warner executive concedes, ‘We’re all pretty much aware that ‘disaster film’ will take on a whole new meaning on Friday .'” — from Kim Masters‘ 5.10 Slate piece about the renewed box-office concerns, called (but not limited to the particular subject of) “The Fall of Tom Cruise: Hollywood frets over the weak opening of Mission: Impossible III.

“As any geek can tell you, HDTV comes in several degrees of resolution: 720p, 1080i and 1080p. Weirdly, Toshiba’s HD-DVD player can’t send out 1080p, which is the holy grail. (To be sure, this standard is still rare among TV sets, but it’s the wave of the future.) You should know, too, that you’re guaranteed the sensational high-resolution HD-DVD picture only if your TV set has an HDMI connector (a slim, recently developed, all-digital jack that carries both sound and picture). If you use S-video or component cables instead, you may see only 25 percent of the resolution you’re supposed to get — a maddening antipiracy feature that the studios can invoke at their option. The A1 does deliver the spectacular picture and sound promised by Toshiba. Should you buy one, then? Not unless you’re an early-adopter masochist with money to burn.” — from N.Y. Times columnist Eric Pogue’s 5.11 column, “Why the World Doesn’t Need Hi-Def DVD’s”