Month: December 2006

Cheers to N.Y. Times reporter Sharon Waxman for writing one of the nerviest (let alone unusual) pieces I’ve ever read in this very staunchly establishment newspaper, renowned for its rigorous prose style and well-deserved reputation for being libidinally restrained (to say the least), if not disinterested altogether. Waxman has certainly sidestepped that attitude in the 12.31 edition by taking a look at “The Graying of Naughty” — i.e., how a new type of porn film starring older, grayer and saggier performers is broadening the market.

“The mature-woman genre,” Waxman writes, “represents one of the fastest growing areas of video pornography, say leading distributors and retailers, and next month it will be inaugurated as a category at the AVN Awards, the Oscars of the skin trade.” Porn film director Urbano Martin tells Waxman that the market for beautiful, airbrushed young women “is oversaturated…this is [about] more normal people, more meat on the bone, like what you have at home.”
The focus of Waxman’s piece is a fairly attractive 50 year-old sex actress named De’Bella, and the somewhat mindblowing element — for a Times reporter, I mean — is that Waxman apparently stood nearby and took notes as De’Bella and her 54 year-old “performing partner” Rod Fontana did the mambo nasty.
“‘What’s the premise on this one?’ Fontana asks De’Bella before starting. ‘Pizza boy?’
“Whatever,” Waxman writes. “Within a few unscripted minutes they’re mostly unclothed, panting and moaning for the camera, engaged in sexual contortions and obviously unbothered by visiting onlookers.”

For their role in deliberately obstructing the showing of An Inconvenient Truth to school kids, which would obviously help to raise awareness about the global warming threat, the administrators of National Science Teachers Association have befouled their reputation by refusing to accept 50,000 free copies of Davis Guggenheim and Al Gore‘s documentary to distribute to their members.
The stated reason was that the NSTA has a policy of not endorsing a particular project — despite the reported fact that the NSTA “has accepted contributions from ExxonMobil, Shell and the National Petroleum Institute” and “[has] even distributed a Petroleum Institute video called You Can’t Be Cool Without Fuel, which Inconvenient Truth producer Laurie David has called “a shameless pitch for oil dependence.”

L.A. Times guys John Horn and Patrick Goldstein in a series of podcast chats about Oscar snubs, the apparent chasm between Academy members and critics regarding Best Picture choosings, the Academy’s problem with violent movies, and the surgings of Volver and Penelope Cruz.

The Envelope‘s Tom O’Neil asks if too many year-end releases are causing distribs to crunch Oscar voters and thereby hurt their films’ chances. “With a glut of quality late-December releases this year, would-be contenders find themselves struggling to attract attention…and Academy and guild voters find themselves facing an onslaught of screenings and screeners,” etc. Tom talks to Hollywood Wiretap‘s Pete Hammond, the Hollywood Reporter coumnist Anne Thompson and…well, myself.

Coming Soon’s Edward Douglas thought some of us might be interested to know that Universal is expanding Children of Men into 1200-plus theatres next Friday. We’ll all be curious to see how this expands, of course. Douglas predicts it will end up in the $5 million range for the weekend (i.e., about the same as Babel)

“I’ve heard from multiple sources in Los Angeles, including an editor at the L.A. Times, that David Geffen told a Timesman that were he to succeed in buying the paper, his first order of business would be firing a reporter in the business section who had crossed him. If Geffen has that on his to-do list — much less at the top — he’s the wrong man at the wrong Times.

(r.) David Geffen with (l. to r.) Dreamgirls director Bill Condon, costars Jennifer Hudson, Anika Noni Rose and Beyonce Knowles

“Yes, he has a canny eye for quality, from Joni Mitchell to Jackson Pollock. But he could make Wendy McCaw, the multimillionaire owner who has decimated the Santa Barbara News-Press, look Pulitzer-obsessed.
“Those who have dealt with Geffen while covering [the Hollywood filmmaking] business should find that obvious. Geffen is famously vindictive. One reporter now at the Times once called me in tears after an encounter with him on the phone (one truly has to be on the receiving end of his verbal savagery to appreciate it). And does anyone think he’ll tolerate articles that annoy him or his friends? And he has lots of friends — from Hollywood to Washington, from Steven Spielberg to Hillary Clinton.” — Slate‘s Kim Masters dishing on Geffen and his possible purchase of the Times.

Slate‘s John Dickerson on that Barack Obama “Monday Night Football” spot that went up two weeks ago…funny and spot-on.

Here it is Friday night and I’m copping once again to missing a good article — Susan King‘s L.A. Times profile of Doug Jones, the guy who played the faun and the bald eyeless monster in Guillermo del Toro‘s Pan’s Labyrinth. “I consider myself an actor first, not a suit performer,” Jones tells her. He’s also had roles in del Toro’s Mimic and Hellboy.

David Poland indulged in some attractively debonair potty-mouth name-calling in his Hot Blog coverage of George Hickenlooper‘s angry HE post earlier today about JWEgo’s postings about Hickenlooper, etc. He referred to my column as “Hollywood El-Swear” and equated my output with internet pornography — what a pissy, pathetic little bitch Poland can be at times. He also referred to me as George Hickenlooper’s “buttboy.” That’s a really sophisticated way of saying I like George because I’ve liked several of his films, etc. David has, of course, never had any friendly relationships with any filmmakers whose work he’s written about with a kind, admiring, even-toned or gently circumspect brush. That’s because David is a special guy. Better than me, better than Patrick Goldstein, better than Tom O’Neil…more perceptive, ballsier…a principled prince among men.

“With just three weeks before filming of [Children of Men‘s] four-day sequence was to start, Emmanuel Lubezki called Doggicam Systems‘ Gary Thieltges, a Los Angeles-based camera-rig guru.

“They removed the car roof and installed a rail system that allowed the camera to operate on a two-axis grid, controlled by a joystick. Lubezki, his focus puller and a dolly grip sat above the actors in an enclosed translu- cent loft. The car seats were modified so the actors could use levers to tilt and lower themselves out of the camera’s path as it zoomed in and out.
“The result is a remarkably intense chase scene in which the claustrophobic fear of the passengers in the car is palpable.” — from Sheigh Crabtree‘s 12.29 L.A. Times piece about the shooting of the already-legendary car-attack scene.

The Reeler‘s Stu VanAirsdale‘s Top 10 of Top 10 Lists of 2006, Part I — but where’s part 2? (He promises it’ll be up on Friday. Except it’s Friday right now, and a little after 2 pm.) He says the list is primarily about calling attention to “misconceived hype.”