Gangsta Bankas

From Matt Taibbi‘s 6.21 Rolling Stone piece about the parallels between Wall Street finaglers and the Al Capone mob of the 1920s, figuratively speaking:

“Someday, it will go down in history as the first trial of the modern American mafia. Of course, you won’t hear the recent financial corruption case, United States of America v. Carollo, Goldberg and Grimm, called anything like that. If you heard about it at all, you’re probably either in the municipal bond business or married to an antitrust lawyer. Even then, all you probably heard was that a threesome of bit players on Wall Street got convicted of obscure antitrust violations in one of the most inscrutable, jargon-packed legal snoozefests since the government’s massive case against Microsoft in the Nineties – not exactly the thrilling courtroom drama offered by the famed trials of old-school mobsters like Al Capone or Anthony “Tony Ducks” Corallo.

“But this just-completed trial in downtown New York against three faceless financial executives really was historic. Over 10 years in the making, the case allowed federal prosecutors to make public for the first time the astonishing inner workings of the reigning American crime syndicate, which now operates not out of Little Italy and Las Vegas, but out of Wall Street.

“The defendants in the case – Dominick Carollo, Steven Goldberg and Peter Grimm — worked for GE Capital, the finance arm of General Electric. Along with virtually every major bank and finance company on Wall Street – not just GE, but J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, UBS, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Wachovia and more – these three Wall Street wiseguys spent the past decade taking part in a breathtakingly broad scheme to skim billions of dollars from the coffers of cities and small towns across America.

“The banks achieved this gigantic rip-off by secretly colluding to rig the public bids on municipal bonds, a business worth $3.7 trillion. By conspiring to lower the interest rates that towns earn on these investments, the banks systematically stole from schools, hospitals, libraries and nursing homes – from “virtually every state, district and territory in the United States,” according to one settlement. And they did it so cleverly that the victims never even knew they were being -cheated. No thumbs were broken, and nobody ended up in a landfill in New Jersey, but money disappeared, lots and lots of it, and its manner of disappearance had a familiar name: organized crime.

“In fact, stripped of all the camouflaging financial verbiage, the crimes the defendants and their co-conspirators committed were virtually indistinguishable from the kind of thuggery practiced for decades by the Mafia, which has long made manipulation of public bids for things like garbage collection and construction contracts a cornerstone of its business.

“What’s more, in the manner of old mob trials, Wall Street’s secret machinations were revealed during the Carollo trial through crackling wiretap recordings and the lurid testimony of cooperating witnesses, who came into court with bowed heads, pointing fingers at their accomplices.

“The new-age gangsters even invented an elaborate code to hide their crimes. Like Elizabethan highway robbers who spoke in thieves’ cant, or Italian mobsters who talked about ‘getting a button man to clip the capo,’ on tape after tape these Wall Street crooks coughed up phrases like ‘pull a nickel out’ or ‘get to the right level’ or ‘you’re hanging out there’ — all code words used to manipulate the interest rates on municipal bonds. The only thing that made this trial different from a typical mob trial was the scale of the crime.”

Pins and Needles

Yesterday’s press release about Warner Home Video’s upcoming release of a 3D Bluray of Alfred Hitchcock‘s Dial M for Murder (streeting on 10.9) has made me dream for the very first time about owning a 3D TV. I won’t pop for one, of course — 3D TVs are mostly ridiculous. I’ll just ask a friend who has one to let me watch it on his/her set.

It’s bothersome that the press release doesn’t say if the aspect ratio of the Dial M Bluray will be Furmanek-ed at 1.85, or if WHV will go with the 1.33 or 1.37 aspect ratio that audiences have been watching on TVs and DVDs and in revival houses for the last 55 years or so. I’m guessing it’ll be the former.

I realize that Dial M was shown to 1954 first-run, big-city audiences at 1.85, but eff that noise — most Hitchcock fans have never watched it with any other aspect ratio but 1.33/1.37 so to hell with the historical record, which is absolutely dead meaningless in an eternal Movie Godz context. Boxy is beautiful, what’s right is right and Bob Furmanek and his purist brethren be damned.

WHV’s intention to also release a Strangers on a Train Bluray on 10.9 is very gratifying. I can’t wait.

Furmanek and his ilk will never admit it, but you can bet they’re shedding a little tear that they can’t crop Strangers down to 1.85 or at least 1.66. Once the impulse to reduce visual information settles into the system it’s hard to put a stop on it. I honestly believe that Furmanek’s intelligent and meticulous advocacy of MEAT-CLEAVERING some of my favorite ’50s films (including Criterion’s forthcoming On The Waterfront Bluray) makes him one of the worst guys on the home-video planet right now. He’s technically “right” but so wrong in a broader sense…don’t get me started.

Not By A Long Shot

I’ll never forget an extended interview I did with Kirk Douglas in Laredo, Texas, between takes of Eddie Macon’s Run (’82). I was doing a set-visit piece for the N.Y. Post, and since Run wasn’t much more than a servicable B-level programmer we mostly talked about his career hallmarks, and to my enormous satisfaction Douglas realized early on that I knew a lot about each of his good films, chapter and verse. All those years and years of watching Douglas’s older films, and now all that TV time was paying off like a slot machine.

I told him I half-loved the foyer freakout scene with Lana Turner in The Bad and the Beautiful. And much of The Devil’s Disciple. And almost all of Champion. And every frame of Paths of Glory and The Big Sky and Lonely Are The Brave. And then I made an attempt at quoting his “eight spindly trees in Rockefeller Center” speech from Ace in the Hole. Douglas was drinking a bourbon (or something fairly stiff), and I remember his leaning forward at this point and saying, “You’ve really done your homework.”

Douglas was on Real Time with Bill Maher Friday night to promote his new book, “I Am Spartacus.” I haven’t read it, but it’s partly a rhetorical reminder about one of Douglas’s proudest moments — his giving blacklisted screenwriter Dalton Trumbo full screen credit on Spartacus (’60), and thereby breaking the Hollywood blacklist. (Otto Preminger did Trumbo the same courtesy on Exodus, but we’ll let that slide.)

If I was Douglas I would take the opportunity during his book tour to publicly scold Universal Home Video for issuing that shiny Spartacus Bluray. Restoration guru Robert Harris, who restored Spartacus with Jim Katz in ’91, has called for a new digital harvest that would more closely represent the film as it appeared in its early 70mm Technirama engagements.

Yes, I’ve written that I’m half-cool with the shiny version, but then I’m a bit of a peon in this respect — I’ve admitted this over and over. I respect and support grainy-ish or mildly grainy Blurays, but I hate it when the Iraqi grainstorm effect takes over. I don’t “respect” shiny Blurays, and yet my inner primitive slow-witted goon responds excitedly when I watch one. Put me in jail but I adore the sharpness. I really love seeing the tiny little creases in Douglas’s face in those Spartacus closeups. I’m truly sorry, but the shiny Spartacus Bluray looks 10 times better than Criterion’s DVD version.

One of my favorite passages from Trumbo’s Spartacus script:

Gracchus (i.e., Charles Laughton): I’ve arranged for Spartacus to escape from ltaly.

Ceasar (i.e., John Gavin): You’ve done what?

Gracchus: I’ve made a little deal with the Silician pirates. I’ve assured them that we won’t interfere if they transport Spartacus and his slaves out of ltaly.

Ceasar: So now we deal with pirates? We bargain with criminals!

Ceasar: And don’t you be so stiff-necked about it. Politics is a practical profession. If a criminal has what you want, you do business with him.

Lead Breakfast

Lifted out of sheer late-night boredom from Ryan Adams/Awards Daily posting that went up yesterday. Original remix artist is a guy named Pogo, who uploaded on 6.20. Not half bad as these things go.

Munich Surfers

“The Eisbach (German for ‘ice brook’) is a small man-made river in Munich. Just past a bridge near the Haus der Kunst art museum, the river forms a standing wave about one metre high, which is a popular river surfing spot. The water is cold and shallow, making it suitable only for experienced surfers. The wave has been surfed since 1972.” — from the Eisbach Wiki page. (Videos taken this evening around 8:30 pm.)

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