Thank You, British Airways

I travel with four bags — two carry-ons and two smallish suitcases on wheels. And the latter two are gone for the time being, thanks to the folks at British Airways. Their baggage handlers failed to put them on Friday night’s red-eye flight to Heathrow (BA #986), which I managed to get on after BA #186, due to leave at 10:55 pm, was cancelled. Right now the bags are either (b) somewhere in the bowels of Newark Airport due to not being stowed on BA #986 or (b) they’re being sent to London today on one of two British Airways flights — BA #1284 leaving at 6:25 pm, or about 55 minutes from now, or BA #986 which leaves at 9:25 pm.

Sunday morning update (5:51 am): Presumably my bags will be delivered to Berlin’s Tegel Airport sometime today, but if they don’t I’m screwed three different ways: (1) The second largest of the two contains all my power adapters, and it looks like it’ll be a problem buying an adapter because electronic stores aren’t open in Berlin on Sundays as a rule; (2) if I can’t find an adapter (I’m thinking of going to some swanky Berlin hotels and begging them to sell me one, pretty please) I’m not going to be able to file very much because my batteries in my two computers will be dead before long, and besides I have to drive this afternoon to the set of a certain film that I’ve been asked not to mention; and (3) if the bags are permanently lost I’ll be out three or four grand in jackets, shoes, suit pants, scarves, tutti-frutti socks, high thread count T-shirts, electronic parts, suit jackets, nice shoes and so on, and that’s a conservative estimate.

It’s just before midnight in Berlin. I’m tired, I quit, I’m going to bed.

Time To Kill

I could go on and on about how terrible it feels to fly overnight and get maybe two hours of sleep (if that) in a tourist-class seat and how you’re feeling a bit skanky and in need of a shower when you’re sitting around Heathrow but why complain? I’m happy to be here. The Berlin plane leaves in an hour. Later…


Heathrow Airport’s Terminal 5 — Saturday, 5.4, 11:45 am.

Arrested Development

This video broke yesterday so what the hell — one last reflection. I’ve witnessed angry people mouthing off at cops two or three times, and Reese Witherspoon‘s version isn’t that bad. Her sense of entitlement is obviously offensive. When RW says “I am an American citizen” she means “I am way rich, way famous and probably the most connected American you’ll ever meet, and how dare you?” What was her initial point anyway? That her husband was too substantial and too nice a guy to be tested for DUI?