Riveting “What If?” Proposition

A director-writer friend has shared a brilliant premise for a new theoretical Ryan Murphy political docudrama. Everyone and their parents would want to watch this — it would burn up Twitter. Here it is…

“Rather than rehashing a blowjob fracas, if Ryan Murphy had any vision and showmanship, he would dive right into a miniseries depicting what would have hypothetically occurred if the January 6th insurrection had succeeded in taking over the Capitol and had stopped the electoral confirmation of Biden’s victory over the beast. Would it have been Taps or Red Dawn or Wild in the Streets?”

“Neither Obscure nor Anodyne”

Bret Stephens‘ “Why Democrats Are In Trouble” (11.3) should be retitled “Why Robin D’Angelo Needs To Wear Dark Sunglasses, Put On A Fishing Hat and Move to Central America For Nine Or Ten Years”:

Matt Taibbi: I met people who didn’t care about “Critical Race Theory,” if they even knew what it was, but were still offended by the existence of a closed Facebook group — the “Anti-Racist Parents of Loudoun County” — that contains six school board members and apparently compiled a list of parents deemed insufficiently supportive of “racial equity efforts.”

Still others were troubled by a controversy involving the process by which an outside consultancy called the Equity Collaborative came to be hired, at a cost of roughly $500,000, to conduct an “equity assessment” based on a report of racial insensitivity at one school.

There is a version of that latter story that is almost too comical to be believed — one reason I have to go back is to nail down those particulars — but it’s undeniable there are Loudoun County parents, many of whom are high-powered professionals working at banks or white shoe law firms, who initially smelled a rat on the finance side and only later worried about the politics.

Also complicating the “Lee Atwater” narrative is the role of Asian and South Asian parents in yesterday’s results. “A lot of immigrant families came here specifically for the school system,” is how one Indian-American parent put it to me yesterday. “When you start messing with [the school system], and say, we don’t have a say, that’s when people who’ve always voted Democratic will flip on them.”

Reporting about Asian and South Asian families upset about new initiatives to deemphasize admissions criteria like test scores has often been dismissive or caricatured, and that certainly seems to have been the case in Loudoun County, where a significant portion of the people seriously being cast today as dupes answering a dogwhistle are immigrant, minority residents who’ve given Democrats their votes for decades.

Boston Is No Longer Boston

Michelle Wu‘s victory means that a new Boston attitude has begun to take hold, and to HE that feels like an interesting and exciting thing.

You could go so far as to say that the old clam chowder-and-saltine crackers Boston is slipping away. The Irish Boston of whiskey-drinking legend. The Boston captured in The Friends of Eddie Coyle. The Tip O’Neill, Honey Fitz, lunch-at-Locke-Ober’s Boston. The Boston that The Verdict‘s Paul Newman lived and worked in. The Boston that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck grew up in. The Boston that Jack Nicholson‘s Whitey Bulger character exploited and terrorized.

If Wu is smart, she’ll steer clear of C.R.T. advocacy in Boston-area schools.

Idiotic Action Writing

I’m only posting this (10.31.21) as an example of how utterly silly and stupid the basic action realm has become.

Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum, terrified of the cat, are sitting rock still. Then the cat strolls over to the kids’ SUV, the boy slams the driver door shut, and the girl, trembling with terror, opens up a can of cat food and thereby releasing the tangy aroma. Why would anyone with even a modest amount of brain cells do such a thing? Is she an idiot?

This leads to the cat knocking their SUV on its side. Then a shouting Neill gets the cat’s attention by holding a can of sealed cat food. Then he tosses it, etc. The cat can’t smell the sealed cat food, and it can’t open it either so what’s the point? I’ve lived with cats all my life so don’t tell me.

In short, the CG is better than decent, but the OwlKitty guys (1.7M subscribers) are morons in the screenwriting department.

Naked Man on Sidewalk

Yesterday Tatiana was on a TV commercial shoot in downtown Los Angeles. The area was swarming with homeless people and other wretched-refuse types. Out of the blue she spotted a buck-naked white guy — late 30s to early 40s, good physical shape, relatively attractive — casually walking on a nearby sidewalk, and then waiting at a stop light and crossing the street like any average citizen. Q: “Was he wearing sneakers of flip-flops?” A: “I didn’t notice.”